Local Dog Is Unimpressed With Wine Selection
Einar, a 3-year-old French Bulldog who recently moved from Norway to Brooklyn, NY, has so far been unimpressed with the wine selection at local restaurants.
"He heard New York was a foodie town," said friend Kilian Meyer. "He was excited to sample the local fare."
But so far, said Meyer, the dog hasn’t been thrilled by what he’s found.
"The food has been to his liking, I think," he said, "but the wine pairings have been awful. I mean, yesterday he ordered a can of beef and peas Pedigree and the sommelier paired it with a Riesling. Seriously? Everyone knows you need a full-bodied red for that."
When you’re a ‘grown up’ - the Easter bunny can come at anytime! #chocolate
I woke up unusually early today—5am—and, instinctively, like a true slave to devices, immediately lunged for my MacBook. However, I decided to lend my senses to early morning stimuli instead.
Initially, the early morning is still; it assumes a certain reverence. Life stirs slowly, almost reluctantly; sleep is willed into exile. Soon, sounds shatter the hush of morning. A loud, rowdy motorcycle slices through the silence, echoing across city blocks like a long, angry growl. Voices ascend to the sixth floor weakened to a whisper; from an apartment above, a burst of laughter cascades the balcony and falls as mere chuckles. In stark contrast are shrill, sharp chirps of a thousand swallows. A streak of orange-colored light declares the coming of the sun; the increasing incandescence thrills me; I feel a sentiment of delight …
—Fritzroy Austin Sterling
I just agreed to go to my twenty year reunion… Twenty fucking years and I said sure why not go and see those cunts… I’m about 80% happy with my life, I’d like a bf and to lose weight but otherwise I’m living the dream! I just don’t give a fuck about their children and houses and husbands! I wonder if they’ve used this twenty years to develop as a human or are they still relying on an existence based on other people or things… Much to ponder and many crunches to do!